Rangouk's Place

Hello,

Long time no see my friendlings in the internat. Sorry for the delay in posting. Life has been very very hectic in Rangouk’s Tailor savariya. Rangouk had an aluth avurudu mega sale, at Rangouk’s 100% heterosexual tailorings ltd!

Anyway, rangouk has a lot to tell his internat buddies. Rangouk found 100% heterosexual 100% girl, friend. She has gone to da workingshop somewhere in a beach house resort in Colombo for the weekend. Rangouk very afraid, this 100% girl, friend is very independent, and rangouk very afraid for his manlyhoodies being stolen.

In other things, rangouk having lost his ability in english, because of eating too much bulath, says rangouks grandmother. So in attempt to improvings english again, rangouk post here more often than before.

Rangouk misses his 100%girl, friend.

Talk to my internat friendlings soon!

Today I have acquired my license. Not the license to kill with my sexy smile, rangouk was born with that license, thanks to his mother, who he has never met. That’s a story for another day.

So driving around in hot Colombo weather with the examiner next to me, I was feeling nervous. In the end this nervousness made me pass all but one test: Indicators. Yes, I forgot to turn on the indicator when turning left at the Junction near Barney Raymonds towards BMICH.

But Rangouk had a plan! I noticed the examiners shorts were old and worn out. So I used the power of my smile and inducive innocence to get the examiner to visit my tailor shop in Maradana for not one but seven pairs of trousers for every day of the week that he could wear proudly and say my trousers were made by Rangouk, the best 100% heterosexual Tailor in Maradana Sri Lanka and possibly worldwide!

It worked, I passed with flying colours! Now I will purchase a small tri-show for a delivery service to my shop.

Hello,

My name is Rangouk. Some say I’m a goblin and have limited knowledge of human languages, but this is not true and this is my attempt at proving them wrong. I am a tailor, and completely  100% heterosexual. I love pussy cats and dolls. They are my passion. My favourite food is string hoppers and chinese rolls.

If you want me to be your tailor contact +94777228119 and ask for rangouk the 100% heterosexual tailor from Maradana, Sri Lanka.

Thank you for reading.

This is me at the beach, picture taken by my friend Mohammed.